Goodnight all,
Time for shift change again…until tonight.
Love ya all
Marius
“Darwin’s theory of evolution suggests that first came the baboon
and then man. Politics is proving that it can go either way.”
mariusc@…
Marius Calitz
P.O.Box 7300
Newcastle
2940
KZN
Republic of South Africa
Pray that you never end up in one of South Africa’s hospitals!!!
CLEANER POLISHES OFF PATIENTS
“For several months, our nurses have been baffled to
find a patient dead in the same bed every Friday
morning” a spokeswoman for the Pelonomi Hospital
(Free State, South Africa) told reporters. “There was
no apparent cause for any of the deaths, and extensive
checks on the air conditioning system, and a search for
possible bacterial infection, failed to reveal any clues.
However, further inquiries have now revealed the cause
of these deaths. It seems that every Friday morning a
cleaning lady would enter the ward, remove the plug that
powered the patient’s life support system, plug her
floor polisher into the vacant socket, then go about her
business. When she had finished her chores, she would
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From: “Marius Calitz” <mariusc@…
At night you are less active and burn much less sugar than when
you’re awake, even if you did eat 8 hours ago.
…at least thats how I work it out.
From: “Marius Calitz” <mariusc@…
HUH?
From: “Marius Calitz” <mariusc@…
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Date: Friday, September 10, 1999 3:13 PM
Subject: Re: [diabetics] Chat: Toothmouse - Arrrgghhhh!
From: “Marius Calitz” <mariusc@…
I told my daughter that I shot them all ’cause I can save some
money that way….I buy no presents.
The wife is very upset with me, told me that a child must also have
dreams and fantasies….even more upset when I taught Merredy
some good nursery rhymes, ” hey diddle diddle, the cat did a
piddle…”
From: CMAG242@… <CMAG242@…
From: “Marius Calitz” <mariusc@…
BTW, don’t faff, my sugar’s normal again…too much stress @ work.
Well, here we can cheat no more without being found out. It is a test that
gives an average of the BG over the last 6 weeks - 3 months.
In the *olden days* we *smart* diabetics used to take a bit more insulin
and/or walk to the dr. office before getting our 3-month BG so it would be a
good #. Now one test reveals all. Yours would probably be outta sight.
Pincushion
From: “Marius Calitz” <mariusc@…
(HbA1c) = Ventures into the unknown on this side of the world…
First time that I’ve heard of it was on this here mailing list!!
Well, here’s the skinny:
Easter Bunny = deliver’s colored eggs
Santa = deliver’s gifts to rich good kids
Toothfairy = leaves money for loosing a tooth if the tooth is left under a
pillow at night while sleeping on it.
WHAT’S A TOOTHMOUSE DO???????????
meSubject: Re: [diabetics] Chat: Toothmouse
From: “Marius Calitz” <mariusc@…
Tooth Fairy’s African cousin, distant relative to the Easter Bunny
(also shot in cold blood by myself)