I loved this one
Thursday, May 22nd, 2003Got this from a friend. . .
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller, whose name is
Patricia Whack. The Frog says, “Ms.Whack, I’d like to get a loan to buy
a boat and go
on a long vacation.” Patti asks how much he wants to borrow.
The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick
Jagger, he wants to borrow $30,000 and it’s OK because he knows the bank
manager.
Patti explains that $30,000 is a
substantial amount of money and that he
will need some collateral to secure the loan. Kermit says, “I have
this,” and produces a tiny pink porcelain
elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Patti finds the bank manager and says:
“There’s a frog named Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and
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