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TOP 10 SIGNS THAT YOU KNOW IT’S TIME TO JOIN E-MAILERS ANONYMOUS
10. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom, and check your e-mail
on the way back to bed.
9. Your firstborn is named dotcom.
8. You turn off your modem and are suddenly filled with a feeling
of emptiness, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
7. You spend half of a plane trip with your laptop in your
lap…and your child in the overhead compartment.
6. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two,
just for the free Internet access.
5. You find yourself typing “com” after every period.com
4. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
3. You move into a new home and decide to netscape before you
landscape.
2. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
DRUM ROLL PLEASE
AND THE NO. 1 SIGN THAT YOU KNOW IT’S TIME TO JOIN E-MAILERS
ANONYMOUS:
1. Immediately after reading this list, you e-mail it to someone.

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