The Almighty Dollar
First, what kind of horse is on the Delaware quarter?? (answer below next
story)
There was this $20 bill and a $1 bill on the conveyor belt
at the downtown Federal Reserve Building. As they were laying there
side by side the $1 bill said to the $20 bill, “Hey
mannnnnn, where have you been. I haven’t seen you in a long time!”
The $20 bill replied, “Man I have been having a ball!! I been
traveling to distant countries, going to the finest restaurants, to the
bigggest and best casinos, numerous boutiques, the mall uptown, the mall
downtown, the mall across town and even a mall that I just newly built.
In fact, just this week I’ve been to Europe, a professional NBA game,
Rodeo Drive, the all-day retreat spa, the top-notch hair salon and the
new casino!!
I have done it all!!!” After describing his great travels, the $20
bill asked the $1 bill, “What about you? Where have you
been?”
The $1 replied, “Well, I’ve been to the Baptist church, the
Methodist church, the Presbyterian church, the Episcopalian church, the
Church of God in Christ, the Catholic church, the Mormon church, the
church of the Latter Day Saints, the A.M.E. church, the Disciples of
Christ church, the…
“WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A M I N U T E!!,” shouted the $20 bill to
the $1 bill. “What’s a church??”
A quarter horse.