Diabetes Information

! Hey, wondered how you were doing. Not much better, huh? Maybe
the codeine will knock it out of you - or you out! Keep on keeping on.
You have a twin here now - at least identical names. <grin

Pat,
ONLY explain to him what he asks for (and he asks a lot). He has very few
neighbors because they had them all for dinner. LOL You MUST have a sense
of humor to deal with this list. You will get info once in awhile, too.
Welcome.
s/b
Be alert, America needs more lerts.
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SIR and stand in respect as we type it in all caps.)
It’s expertise.
Since the wisest person HE knows (dosn’t that say he doesn’t know MUCH??)
has her name attached to the *adjusted* post, this must be clarified. If I
have flamed anyone by doing this, well, he should soak his typing fingers to
cool them off.
Your newest and still best friend,
s/b

SCIENCE SILLIES FROM 5TH & 6TH GRADERS
**The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on
the top, and you sit on the bottom.
**It is so hot in some places that people there have to live in
other places.
**Momentum is something you give a person when they go away.
**Mushrooms always grow in damp places which is why they look
like umbrellas.
**The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.
**The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana.
**Thunder is a rich source of loudness.
**Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun, but
I never have been able to make out the numbers.
**When planets run around and around in circles, we say they are
orbiting. When people do it, we say they are crazy.
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HEY, I LIKE HER!!!!!!
s/b
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Marius
Hmmm…slow cooking your neighbor after thoroughly marinating him in low
fat Italian dressing might be a good way to go.
Gail

Gail, there is another Gail on this list. One is Gail Darling (she’s also on
the pump one) and the other is Gail the RD. I’m the silent old biddy, w.O.w.
dr. (not a real one so can’t have caps), psych-o (not a real psychologist so
can’t write it all out and it REQUIRES the hyphen!!!!), pharmer, curious,
and whatever else is relevant to the situation. Gail, Gail knows you must
have a sense of humor to survive here. Fasten your seat belt.
signed,
author unknown
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DO NOT BELIEVE THE UNBELIEVABLE PARTS OF THE FOLLOWING POST!!! it was
*adjusted* by whassisname.

GAIL, YOU HAFTA READ THE ORIGINAL POSTS WHEN MARIUS SENDS A REPLY WITH THE
OLD ONE ATTACHED. THEY ARE ADJUSTED TO MAKE him LOOK GOOD!!!
Jan
No problem on the advice ignoring…..
I’m used to it. Much of the time, I’m not so hot on my profession
anyway. Unrealistic goals. No sense of humor.
Gail

According to US Doctors (uppercase D), they want it under 200. If I
calculate correctly, yours is 173. But then, I’m a lowercase dr. Whadda I
know, huh?? But then we can do everything we can (which I KNOW you do) and
stuff happens anyway. Go figure. 8^)
dr. Jan
BTW - my e-mails to the list are taking 4 hours to come back today. Are you
guys getting them? Started posting about 8:00 a.m. EST

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Heart attack is a very common *complication* of diabetes.
dr. Jan
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My cholesterol level is 9.6mmol/l
CONGRATULATIONS on your cholesterol!! BAAAAAD news on your BG.
What is your mom’s cholesterol?
dr. Jan

Dear Newbies,
If you read something on this site and don’t remember reading it the way it
comes through the second time, YOU ARE RIGHT!! When in doubt, don’t believe
it. ESPECIALLY if the name Marius (a.k.a. Pinocchio) Calitz is involved.
We do have to feed him carefully, however, and treat him with tender loving
care and kid gloves or he’ll spit, wail, and holler. Also, he cannot open
any websites so we try (not very hard though) to not send those. 8^)
s/b
(for him calling me a silent old biddy when I was upset and wouldn’t talk,
or at least say very little, if anything at all, etc., until I very
generously and loving, etc. forgave him)