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Marius

JUST A FEW LAFFS!!

What a bummer!!!!
I’ve been HAD!!!
RIPPED OFF!!
CONNED!!
SWINDLED, MISLEAD, DECEIVED, CHEATED, GYPPED,
DUPED AND TOOK IN!!
WHAAAAA!!!!
Marius…sob. no Iris, not s.o.b. sob as in snot ‘n tears

Hey, Gang @onelist,
I have another real-life friend who is taking me to lunch tomorrow. She will
be doing a speech and wants me to evaluate her for Toastmasters credit. She
has MS pretty bad.
Jan, DTM (Distinguished Toastmaster)

Thanks Jan for wishing me luck.
Excuse some of my spelling errors, it’s either the key board or me,
cause i’m also dislexic. Beth

Joe and Jim were out cutting wood, and Jim cut his arm off. Joe wrapped the
arm in a
plastic bag and took Jim to a surgeon.
The surgeon said “You’re in luck! I’m an expert at reattaching limbs! Come
back in 5 hours.” So Joe left and when he returned in 5 hours the surgeon
said “I got
done quicker han I expected. Jim is down at the pub.” Joe went to he pub and
there was
Jim, throwing darts.
A few weeks later, Joe and Jim were cutting wood again, and Jim cut his leg
off. Joe put the leg in a plastic bag and took it and Jim back to the
surgeon.
The surgeon said “No problem, but legs are a little tougher. Come back in
8 hours.” Joe left and when he came back in 8 hours the surgeon said “I
finished early,
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An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility
to marry
the perfect woman so they could produce children beyond comparison. With
that as his mission, he began his search.
After a diligent, but fruitless search up and down the East coast, he
started to head west. Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three
stunningly gorgeous young
daughters who positively took his breath away. He explained his mission to
the farmer,
asking permission to marry one of them. The farmer simply replied, “They’re
all
looking to get married, so you came to the right place. Look them over, and
select the one
you want.”
The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for the
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Hey, Gang at OneList,
I had a footologist app’t this aft and wanting to make SURE my foot was
sweet-smelling, I stuck it in the sink and wouldn’t you know — I lost my
balance and fell sideways, going through the doorway hitting both upper arms.
Mr. Jan was still home and heard all the commotion and picked me up. Above my
right wrist was stinging and I looked at it and blood was beginning to drip off!
I wonder if that helped to put my neck back in place from my fall 9/23!!!
Let’s see how SIR Marius messes with my subject on this one. Oh well, I’ll
be asleep anyway. I’ve been dismissed until further need from the footologist since my surgery
12/1. I may get some $125.00 shoes from him that look nice and will stay on my
feet with the orthotics. Hugsband said we could do it when we get his vacation
check (June!).
prone Jan

Remember, a reminder is for us to recall something we heard before. We
cannot recall/remember until we have been INFORMED. Therefore, please inform
us before reminding us. uninformed, forgetful anonymous

I looooove to talk - through my fingers or my mouth. My husband and I
belong to Toastmasters where I have achieved the highest educational ranking
they offer (joined 3/88). I am a Division Governor and club educational Vice
President. I write poems for my own amazement (over 70 starting 4/93). Then
I discovered e-mail. I stay online much of the time to catch those who are
addicted.
‘putin’ Jan