Joe and Jim using a saw
Joe and Jim were out cutting wood, and Jim cut his arm off. Joe wrapped the
arm in a
plastic bag and took Jim to a surgeon.
The surgeon said “You’re in luck! I’m an expert at reattaching limbs! Come
back in 5 hours.” So Joe left and when he returned in 5 hours the surgeon
said “I got
done quicker han I expected. Jim is down at the pub.” Joe went to he pub and
there was
Jim, throwing darts.
A few weeks later, Joe and Jim were cutting wood again, and Jim cut his leg
off. Joe put the leg in a plastic bag and took it and Jim back to the
surgeon.
The surgeon said “No problem, but legs are a little tougher. Come back in
8 hours.” Joe left and when he came back in 8 hours the surgeon said “I
finished early,
Jim’s down at the soccer field.” Joe went down to the soccer field and there
was Jim, kicking
goals.
A few weeks later, Jim had a terrible accident and cut his head off. Joe
put the head in a plastic bag and took it and the rest of Jim to the
surgeon.
The surgeon looked at the situation and said “Gosh, heads are really tough.
Come back in 12 hours.”
So Joe left and when he returned in 12 hours the surgeon said
regretfully “I’m sorry, Jim died.”
Joe said “I understand - heads are tough.”
The surgeon said, “Oh no! The surgery went fine! Jim suffocated in that
plastic bag.”