just a wee bit
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility
to marry
the perfect woman so they could produce children beyond comparison. With
that as his mission, he began his search.
After a diligent, but fruitless search up and down the East coast, he
started to head west. Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three
stunningly gorgeous young
daughters who positively took his breath away. He explained his mission to
the farmer,
asking permission to marry one of them. The farmer simply replied, “They’re
all
looking to get married, so you came to the right place. Look them over, and
select the one
you want.”
The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for the
man’s opinion.
“Well,” said the man “She’s just a weeee bit, not that you can hardly
notice…but pigeon-toed.” The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one
of the other
girls.
So the man went out with the second daughter. The next day the farmer,
again asked how things went. “Well,” the man replied “She’s just a weeee
bit, not that you
can tell, cross-eyed.” The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third
girl to see
if things might be better, so he did.
The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, “She’s perfect, just
perfect! she’s the one I want to marry!” So they were wed right away.
Months later, the baby was born. When the man visited the nursery, he was
horrified. The baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human that you could
imagine. He rushed
to his father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen, considering his
parents.
“Well,” explained the farmer, “she was just a weeeee bit, not that you
could hardly tell…pregnant when you met her.