Archive for January, 2006

Not Exact Quotations / helpful hints

Monday, January 23rd, 2006

NOT EXACT QUOTATIONS….
Follow your dream! Unless it’s the one where
you’re at work in your underwear during a fire
drill.
Always take time to stop and smell the roses…
and sooner or later, you’ll inhale a bee.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do
not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do
not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.
If you don’t like my driving, don’t call anyone.
Just take another road. That’s why the highway
department made so many of them.
When I’m feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes
the neighbor’s dog run to the end of his chain
and gag himself.
(more…)

New Pic

Monday, January 23rd, 2006

Hello All,
With all the pictures going around lately, I wanted to send an updated
picture of me, my “much older” ;-) husband and daughter. It’s a little
more formal than the last one I sent. If anyone has trouble with it,
let me know, I can send in any format you want, including .zip.
Goodnight
Connie

net?

Sunday, January 22nd, 2006

M,
What net is that a safety net?
GD
I have spoken to my government about the ‘net and things look
promising…

chicks

Sunday, January 22nd, 2006

Sir M,
Wow you are desparate for friends. Trying to butter us up now, and not for
supper.
GD
I didn’t say “GOOD LOOKING CHICK”…
so it can’t be you that I’m talking about…

transplant

Sunday, January 22nd, 2006

Jan,
It would be scary to face a transplant. As oldies of this disease you and I
have faced alot of new things. I just think this old body of mine is not up
to many more “big” changes. But I will continue to pray for you what is best.
The CDE said today that my A1c was too low and they want to see it up-5.6.
Go figure they have been trying to get it down for years.
Gail

WWF

Saturday, January 21st, 2006

M,
Better than any sit com, I set and laugh for the two hours. I am definitely
not the type to like rough and tough sports with pain and blood, but this
is so far out it makes me laugh. Almost like a soap opera any more.
GD
WWF??? WORLD WRESTLING FARCE….

news

Saturday, January 21st, 2006

Hey everyone,
after I’ve posted the letter to the regional newspaper, I received a
phone call this morning from the hospital matron. Seems that
management knows not what their staff is doing and they are
calling for police investigation re: my mom’s ring.
Letter follows.
M.J. Calitz
P.O. Box 7300
Newcastle
2940
Cell: 082-6630796
November 30, 1999
The Editor
South Coast Herald
Port Shepstone.
(more…)

dry your chin, Marius!

Thursday, January 19th, 2006

here you go …now you can stop spitting!!!!
Christine

update on Jan’s neph app’t

Tuesday, January 17th, 2006

Gang@OneList,
I had my neph appointment today and he said my labs were pretty stable from
October. I was disappointed my HbA1c was 7.0 but he thought it was great. He
is going to get the paperwork started to get me tested for listing at a
transplant center in Indianapolis for a kidney/pancreas. Talk about new
things to adjust to. Scary.
Jan

Stupid Human Tricks

Monday, January 16th, 2006

I DID NOT name the regular segment. He’s been doing this for years. Some of
the things are realllllllly stupid. He also has Stupid Pet Tricks.
Seriously, You ought to apply - maybe they would think it would be worth it
to fly you over for your 15 seconds of fame. I think I’d mow lawns to
collect enough funds to meet you in New York. If you are that close, I could
find a way. So would a bunch of other on this list. Connie found HER flight
ticket.
Jo’B