Not Exact Quotations / helpful hints
Monday, January 23rd, 2006NOT EXACT QUOTATIONS….
Follow your dream! Unless it’s the one where
you’re at work in your underwear during a fire
drill.
Always take time to stop and smell the roses…
and sooner or later, you’ll inhale a bee.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do
not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do
not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.
If you don’t like my driving, don’t call anyone.
Just take another road. That’s why the highway
department made so many of them.
When I’m feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes
the neighbor’s dog run to the end of his chain
and gag himself.
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