You know you’re from Indiana when:
You Know You’re From Indiana When……….
You only own 3 spices, salt, pepper, and ketchup.
You design your kids’ Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
You have more miles on your snowblower than on your car.
You have 10 favorite recipes for venison.
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
You think everyone from bigger cities have accents.
You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie.
You owe more money on your snowblower than you do your car.
Your snowblower gets stuck on your roof.
The local paper covers national and international headlines on 1 page but
requires 6 pages for sports.
You think that deer season is a national holiday.
You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
You find -20*F “a little chilly”.
You know all the 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter, and
Construction. ((they forgot Hot, Hazy, and Humid!!))
Down south to you means Bloomington.
You drink “pop.”
You think a hot topic of conversation is the upcoming RV show.
Your kids trip over Christmas lights while they are hunting for Easter eggs.
There are more than five 7-11 cups and fast food bags on the floor of your
car.
There is a trampoline in your neighbor’s back yard.
Most can repeat the scores of the last 8 IU games, but unless the Vice
President is a Hoosier, we aren’t sure who he is.
Your teens refer to the bus as the “cheese wagon,” and refuse to ride it.
You think that a woman who is “out of your league” bowls on a different
night.
You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Hoosier friends.