(Fwd) Bad days

Until that moment he had been happily listening to
walkman.
protesting at the
slaughterhouse in Bonn.
thousand
of them, escaped
trampling the
5.
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the
Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a
ceremony, two of the most expensively saved
were
released back into the wild amid cheers
onlookers. A minute later, in full
eaten by a killer whale.

6. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn’t pay enough
postage on a letter bomb. It came back with “return
sender” stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb,
opened it and was blown to bits.
day’s
not so bad, is it?

4 Responses to “(Fwd) Bad days”

  1. norbert_2 Says:

    The “SIR” was hard earned, my late father is late because when
    HRH the Queen knighted him, she sneezed and lobbed his head
    off…got rid of his dandruff though…
    M
    SIR, M, SIR!!!!!!!!!!
    Now that is a guffaw………
    the Captain……………

  2. denese_2000 Says:

    Are you being funny or what? my mom was so exited about my
    birth that she did everything in her power to be with me when I was
    born!!!
    SIR Marius
    …the sweetest night…er…KNIGHT of all

  3. denese_2000 Says:

    I take a bow!!!!

  4. denese_2000 Says:

    Heard NOTHING ,ZILCH,ZERO,NIKS from HRH Queen Iris of
    Sugarland…

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