thought for the day
All I really need to know about Life, I learned from Noah’s Ark:
(1) Don’t miss the boat.
(2) Don’t forget we’re all in the same boat.
(3) Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the
ark.
(4) Stay fit. When you’re 600 years old, someone might
ask you
to do something really big.
(5) Don’t listen to critics. Just get on with what has to
be
done.
(6) For safety’s sake, travel in pairs.
(7) Two heads are better than one.
(8) Build your future on high ground.
(9) Speed isn’t always an advantage; after all, the
snails were
on the same ark with the cheetahs.
(10) When you’re stressed, float awhile.
(11) Remember, the ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic was
built by professionals.
(12) Remember that the woodpeckers inside are a larger threat
than the storm outside.
(13) No matter what the storm, when God is with you, there’s a
rainbow waiting.
April 17th, 2006 at 12:05 am
Lynn Marie
May 18th, 2006 at 10:13 am
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road.
A woman is driving down the same road.
As they pass each other, the man leans out of the window and yells
“COW!!”
The woman immediately leans out of his window and replies,
“BASTARD!!”
They each continue on their way, and as the woman rounds the
next
corner, she crashes into a cow in the middle of the road.
If only women would listen.
Luv y’all
M
September 5th, 2006 at 1:59 am
True friendship is one soul shared by two bodies.
You MUST pass this rose on to at least 5 people within the hour of
receiving this rose. After you do, make a wish. If you have passed it on,
your wish will come true and love will come your way shortly. If you
didn’t, your life will be cursed for eternity and you will not have any
love in
your life whatsoever. It’s your choice. Make the right one..
September 8th, 2006 at 2:00 am
I’ll compromise and send only THIS part…
You’re…
To all on the list
M
September 8th, 2006 at 6:31 pm
WAS NICE,THANK YOU………………KAREN
June 13th, 2007 at 4:29 am
rich
husband,
next
three
and
began..
old.
If I am
do
anything, I
doesn’t
take any
the
opportunity
too
late
June 13th, 2007 at 8:30 pm
In a message dated 05/01/00 10:10:26 AM Eastern Daylight Time, becra@…
writes:
<<
old.
If I am
do
anything, I
doesn’t
take any
the
opportunity
Thanks for sharing this, Becki. I passed it along to a few people, especially
some young ones!