Top 10 signs your Pres. Candidate is under-qualif
TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE IS UNDER-QUALIFIED
10. Promises to improve foreign relations with Hawaii.
9. Runs a series of attack ads against Martin Sheen’s character
on “The West Wing.”
8. His #1 choice to work on his cabinet is “That Bob Vila guy.”
7. Outstanding record as Governor of Rhode Island nullified by
the fact that no one really cares.
6. Got his degree in Political Economics by bribing Sally
Struthers with a chocolate donut.
5. Anybody mentions Washington, he asks, “The state or the DC
thingie?”
4. At the debates, answers every question with a snarled, “You
wanna wrestle?!?”
3. Vows to put an end to the war in Pokemon and free the Pikachu
refugees once and for all.
2. Says the Pledge of Allegiance as quickly as possible, then
shouts, “I win!”
..and the Number 1 Sign Your Presidential Candidate Is
Under-Qualified..
1. On the very first question of the debate, he attempts to
use a LIFELINE.