2 jokes
A Sunday School teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her
five and six-year olds. After explaining the commandment to “honor
thy father and they mother,” she asked, “Is there a commandment that
teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?”
Without missing a beat, one boy (the oldest of a family of seven)
answered, “Thou shalt not kill.”
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At the day-care center where I work, some of the children were
telling me about their siblings. “My brother takes horseback-riding
lessons,” bragged one. “My sister takes gymnastics,” said another.
Not to be outdone, the youngest piped up, “My sister takes
antibiotics!”