Where’s Anne Kaime
Where’s Babs
Where’s Cap’n
Where’s Christine
Where’s Connie
Where’s Deena
Where’s Denise
Where’s Donna
Where’s Gail
Where’s Iris
Where’s Janet Moyer
Where’s Jennifer
Where’s Johnna
Where’s Karen
Where’s Kathryn Everette
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For today (and perhaps tomorrow), please send any messages to me with BOTH
jhughey@… AND jhughey@… I’m still not getting many
messages on my reg. addy. the corecomm one seems to be getting through
better.
THANKS
frustrated Jan
A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a
Cincinnati Bengals jersey and helmet, and is festooned with Bengal pom-poms.
The bartender says, “Hey! No pets are allowed! You’ll have to leave.”
The guy begs him, “Look, I’m desperate! We’re both big fans, the TV’s
broken at home, and this is the only place around where we can see the
game.”
After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning him that he
and the dog will be thrown out if there’s any trouble, the bartender relents
and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game.
The big game begins with the Bengals receiving the kickoff. They march down
field, get stopped at the 30, and kick a field goal. Suddenly, the dog
jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down the bar giving high-fives
to everyone.
The bartender says, “Wow, that is the most amazing thing I’ve seen! What
does the dog do if they score a touchdown?”
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I’m crafty too! What do you do? I had a booth once where they have 500 set
up. It didn’t go well because I realized if someone had $500 to spend there,
and bought one item from each booth - all you’d sell is $1.00!!!!!! I make
padded wedding albums that have a detachable ring bearer pillow so it can be
used in the ceremony, then be a keepsake forever. With that, I make 2
matching 4×6 size albums for the 2 sets of parents. They are similar
(material and some decorations) to the bride/groom’s album. I also embroider
Precious Moments prints for padded album covers. I also do hat art (snowmen,
ladies, cowboys) of various sized hats. I put a smaller hat on the larger
hat with the faces, etc.
Isn’t it too bad that food tastes so good? Please see a dietitian and I have
several recipes I adapted that my kids were raised on. I love adapting
Jell-O recipes. They are tasty and extremely low calorie. I would suggest to
*spice* up your conversations with other topics rather than just your food
intake - or lack thereof. After awhile, you’ll find people not as interested
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All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From A Cow
1. Wake up in a happy mooo-d.
2. Don’t cry over spilled milk.
3. When chewing your cud, remember: There’s no fat, no calories, no
cholesterol, and no taste!
4. The grass is green on the other side of the fence.
5. Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on.
6. Seize every opportunity and milk it for all its worth!
7. It’s better to be seen and not herd.
8. Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder relatives.
9. Never take any bull from anybody.
10. Always let them know who’s the bossy.
11. Stepping on cowpies brings good luck.
12. Black and white is always an appropriate fashion statement.
13. Don’t forget to cow-nt your blessings every day.
Jan,
I was glad to see your posts this morning. I have not gotten many from the
list for a few days. My other list has been busy and by the time I get them
read and respond appropriately, I have to log off. The weekend and so far
this week have been a little too hectic. But I am hoping that will change
today and I will get a few days of peace before the weekend comes. Weekends
are always hectic with hubby home, but last was horrific.
How are you doing Jan? I was going to write this privately, but decided we
needed to perk up the list a little.
Gail
(Received from MaritDW)
My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training; and
I was on him constantly.
One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between
errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying
my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven
month old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Matt
had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him, and he said
“No.”
I kept thinking, “Oh My, that child has had an accident and I don’t
have any clothes with me.” Then I said, “Matt, are you sure you did
not have an accident?” “No,” he replied. I just knew that he must
have had, cause the smell was getting worse.
So, I asked one more time, “Matt, did you have an accident?”
This time, with a little smirk on his face, he jumped up, yanked
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Sarah,
BTW, if you’re *toast* in the USof A, you’re burnt bread - a no gooder -
worth nothing. A husband crawling in a door at 3a.m. would be *toast.*
Glad you explained the Australian meaning. lol
plasticy white bread Jan
PASTORAL GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS
Good News: You baptized seven people today in the river.
Bad News: You lost two of them in the swift current.
Good News: The Women’s Guild voted to send you a
get-well card.
Bad News: The vote passed by 31-30.
Good News: The Elder Board accepted your job description
the way you wrote it.
Bad News: They were so inspired by it, they also formed a
search committee to find somebody capable of filling the
position.
Good News: You finally found a choir director who approaches
things exactly the same way you do.
Bad News: The choir mutinied.
Good News: Your women’s softball team finally won a game.
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I am new to this list, and I dont know anyone here, I hope I didnt bother
you:)
Touchie,
Glad to have you with us. TELL US about yourself.
Now, for an introduction of us:
We are a *looney* bunch of *sweet* people on this list - or the parent of a
sweet person. We are also an international group. Our list owner, Iris, is
from Canada; we have others from Canada; a teenager, Sarah Fish is from
Australia; Yvette from the Netherlands; and certainly NOT least, Marius
Calitz from South Africa. I’m sure he will respond, including forwarding
this post with my words adjusted to his betterment when he recovers from
sinus surgery and is back at work and can post again. Watch out for him;
he’ll
tell you *wonderful* things about himself that are mostly prevaricated. Then
there is a large group of us from USA, some from warmer parts and some
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