Sarah,
Since I’m in Toastmasters (a worldwide communication and leadership
organization), I couldn’t figure out who “Toast” was and what that had to do
with diabetics. lol Then I saw in the post your addy; and Sarah at the end
and figured it out.
How did you come up with Toast instead of Sarah. I’m glad things are
progressing for you. Thanks for letting us know what’s happenin’.
Jan
The Top 8 Worst Fortune Cookie Fortunes
8. “What, 3 servings of Moo Shoo Pork weren’t enough for you, tubby?”
7. “Your fullness will be short-lived. Like an hour, tops.”
6. “Put all your money and jewelry in the egg roll and nobody gets hurt.”
5. “Today’s dog in alley is tomorrow’s moo goo gai pan.”
4. “Patron who mocks waiter’s accent will unwittingly consume
chef’s bodily fluids.”
3. “Man who look to stale cookie for advice probably make good
busboy. Ask waitress for application.”
2. “Your strength lies in your continued belief that what you
just ate was indeed duck.”
1. “Creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir
soup.”
….
1) Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves
your groin unprotected.
2) I’m not into working out. My philosophy: No pain;
no pain.
3) I am in shape. Round’s a shape…
4) I’m desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze
pilots wore helmets.
5) Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full
effect of alphabet soup?
6) I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have
been more specific.
7) Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face
he gets mad at you?
But when you take him in a car he sticks his head
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My name’s not Marius, but is anyone out there and want to talk?
Jan
If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it.
If He had a wallet, your photo would be in it.
He sends you flowers every spring, and a sunrise every morning.
Whenever you want to talk, He’ll listen.
He can live anywhere in the universe, and He chose your heart.
What about that Christmas gift He sent you in Bethlehem…
not to mention that Friday at Calvary.
Face it, He’s crazy about you.
This cheesecake is so delicious! It really is worth the effort to make it. I
cut the cake into 14 slices and I was full and soooo satisfied. It comes from
Atkins recipe site. For me this is a good alternative for breakfast.
Recipe By : Lo
Categories: Desserts
19 ounces cream cheese
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
3 tablespoons protein powder — sifted ( Healthfood store)
1 1/2 cups artificial sweetener (I bought Splenda for this)
1/2 teaspoon salt
6 eggs — separated
2 cups sour cream
Beat egg whites till stiff - set aside.
Beat egg yolks, add protein powder, splenda and salt and mix well. Add cream
cheese and beat well.
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A young woman brings her fiance home to meet her parents. After dinner, her
mother tells her father to find out about the young man, so the father
invites the fiancee to his study for a drink.
“So what are your plans?” the father asks the young man.
“I am a Torah scholar,” he replies.
“A Torah scholar. Hmmm,” the father says. “Admirable, but what will you do
to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she’s accustomed to?”
“I will study,” the young man replies, “and God will provide for us.”
“And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she
deserves?” asks the father.
“I will concentrate on my studies,” the young man replies, “God will provide
for us.”
“And children?” asks the father. “How will you support children?”
“Don’t worry, sir, God will provide,” replies the fiance. The conversation
proceeds like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist
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I often ask people if they know what Miss America (1999) and I have in
common? One replied, “You both have two legs?” Nooooo, a MiniMed insulin
pump. Nicole Johnson is on the 700 Club today. I know it is on many
different TV stations throughout the day. If you are still able to get it,
she is interviewed by another former Miss America (Terry Meeusen [?]) within
the first half hour. She shows a glimpse of her pump, too.
Jan - not to be confused with Nicole (60 y/o, T-1 11/5/50, pmpg 8/23/83)
where would I go, to find an attorney who specializes in this? I don’t want
to just pluck one from the yellow pages.
the school agreed to do some research (like I would trust their research
anyway) as far as policies etc for glucagon. I have heard nothing from them.
They sent home with Es the arrangements we agreed on for me to sign. I have
been sitting on them (figuratively) until I heard word on the glucagon.
Today they sent another packet via certified mail.
I’m thinking they must want me to sign this pretty bad.
Babs - who still has yesterdays headache : (
:
1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 p.m. and
then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.
2. If it’s really a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10
minutes to inquire how it’s going. That helps. Or even better,
hover behind me, advising me at every keystroke.
3. Always leave without telling anyone where you’re going. It
gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are.
4. If my arms are full of papers, boxes, books, or supplies,
don’t open the door for me. I need to learn how to function as a
paraplegic and opening doors with no arms is good training in
case I should ever be injured and lose all use of my limbs.
5. If you give me more than one job to do, don’t tell me which
is the priority. I am psychic.
6. Do your best to keep me late. I adore this office and really
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