Archive for June, 2006

I need help to obtain an mediject nometter what o

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006

I have an son at 5years old which have diabetes an take 3 shots of
insulin daily.
I am looking for a mediject because this device can delivery
preciosly and painless the right dosage of insulin without needles.
One device is about 300 $ money that I can have because I leave in
Romania and my income is about 60$ /month
If you have once and jou don`t need the device because you have a new
version plese help me !

more jokes

Wednesday, June 21st, 2006

Since we seem to be in bashing jokes, got this, this morning and I thought
they were good. Hope it brings a smile to you.
Gail
Women speak in estrogen, men listen in testosterone

stupid signs

Wednesday, June 21st, 2006

Christine, I love these. A great way for me to start a gloomy, rainy day.
Thanks.
Gail

Mothers Dictionary

Tuesday, June 20th, 2006

Subject: Mothers Dictionary
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has
gone through labor to make love again.
DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance
apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.
FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the
strained carrots.
FULL NAME: What you call your child when you’re mad at him.
GRANDPARENTS: The people who think your children are wonderful even
though they’re sure you’re not raising them right.
HEARSAY: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
IMPREGNABLE: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.
INDEPENDENT: How we want our children to be as long as they do
everything we say.
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On the roof

Tuesday, June 20th, 2006

John had just won first prize at a cat show and had received
a 10-day cruise to the Puerto Rico. The catch was, though, pets
weren’t allowed on the cruise. So John decided to leave his cat
with his best friend, Al. Al agreed to come over to John’s house
and live with his mom for the duration of the cruise. John told
Al, “Just feed the cat three meals a day, and take good care of him.
He’s my prize-winning cat!” And with that, he left. The next day,
John phoned Al on his cell phone and asked, “How are things?”
To which Al responded, “Things are fine.”
“How’s Mom?”
“Mom’s fine.”
“How’s the cat?”
“The cat’s fine.” Satisfied, John hung up. Next day, John called
Al again, asking the same questions.
“How are things?”
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cross-posting

Monday, June 19th, 2006

I think there are some members on this list from Minnesota. I figured if
they hadn’t seen the following I’d do a favor and post this for convenience.
Poster Jan
Subject: [IP] Bill in MN leg-Islet Cell Transplants
Just received this month’s Diabetes Forecast and it has an article on
Islet Cell Transplants and it mentions Dr. Hering from the U of Minn. I
heard him speak on Feb. 14 about his research and how close they are to
success with this.
There is a bill in the Minn. state legislature (still in committee,
senate bill #3317, House bill #3384), that the MN chapter of JDF is
sponsoring, for a 10 million dollar funding for Islet Cell Transplants. This
is for Dr. Hering’s transplant research program. This money will be coming
out of the
Tobacco Settlement Lawsuit Trust Fund interest, the interest part of the
lawsuit
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Blues Clues

Monday, June 19th, 2006

Thanks for the recommendation! We’ve seen the commercials here in CA, and
Ali is always a bit disappointed to hear that the show is so far
away. Hopefully it’ll show up here soon. She really loves it and always
talks back to the Steve character (”A clue! A clue!”)
Deena

Too good not to share!

Sunday, June 18th, 2006

CONTROL IS A GIVEN
“I’m out of control.” is a phrase you may have
said to yourselfmaybe even today. It’s a
sentence that has four words, but it’s a sentence
that says so much more. Being out of control
means your life is in chaos.you don’t know
how to stop a circumstance or you can’t figure
out how to stop yourself from doing certain
things.
It’s important to remember that being out of
control is a momentary act.it’s not a permanent
condition. It might seem like it’s permanent..<g
but it’s not. That’s a truth to remember each day.
Yes, today you might find it difficult to eat well,
or test your blood glucose levels, or think in a
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I am here also!

Sunday, June 18th, 2006

In a message dated 02/24/00 12:13:41 PM Eastern Standard Time, gloryb@…
writes:
<<
I think I am the only one still kicking. I will be off for awhile this
afternoon. Will be gone. But will be back this evening to answer. Have a
good day.
Hi Gail and Jan,
I am still kicking also! It has just been rather busy here. Yesterday my
brother in law’s aunt, who was like his mother, passed away and I now have
temporary custody of their dog and bird! They will be in NY for about 5 days.
The dog is in my bed at night! I wanted a male in my bed but just not this
hairy!!! LOL!
Marius really needs to get internet service at home. This list is so quiet
without him. I hope everyone is well.
Christine

Top 10 reason why it’s great to be a dog

Sunday, June 18th, 2006

Top Ten Reasons Why It’s Great To Be A Dog
1. If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches,
no one will be offended if you scratch it in public.
2. No one notices if you have hair growing in weird places as
you get older.
3. Personal hygiene is a blast: No one expects you to take a
bath every day, and you don’t even have to comb your own hair.
4. Having a wet nose is considered a sign of good health.
5. No one thinks less of you for passing gas. Some people might
actually think you’re cute.
6. Who needs a big home entertainment system? A bone or an old
shoe can entertain you for hours.
7. You can spend hours just smelling stuff.
8. No one ever expects you to pay for lunch or dinner. You never
have to worry about table manners, and if you gain weight, it’s
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