What mothers said
Monday, July 31st, 2006MOTHERS SAID:
PAUL REVERE’S MOTHER: “I don’t care where you think you have to go,
young man. Midnight is past your curfew!”
MARY, MARY, QUITE CONTRARY’S MOTHER: “I don’t mind you having a
garden, Mary, but does it have to be growing under your bed?”
MONA LISA’S MOTHER: “After all that money your father and I spent on
braces, Mona, that’s the biggest smile you can give us?”
HUMPTY DUMPTY’S MOTHER: “Humpty, If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you
a hundred times not to sit on that wall. But would you listen to me?
Noooo!”
COLUMBUS’ MOTHER: “I don’t care what you’ve discovered, Christopher.
You still could have written!”
BABE RUTH’S MOTHER: “Babe, how many times have I told you — quit
playing ball in the house! That’s the third broken window this week!”
MICHELANGELO’S MOTHER: “Mike, can’t you paint on walls like other
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