Joke #4 for Jan : )
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous blonde eating
at the next table. He has been checking her out all night, but lacks the
nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying
out of her socket towards the man. He reflexively grabs and snatches it out
of the air.
“Oh, I am sooo sorry,” the woman says, as she pops her eye back in place.
“Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you.” They enjoy a wonderful dinner
together and afterwards the woman invites him to the theater followed by
drinks. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come
to breakfast the next morning. When he arrives the next morning, she has
cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
The guy is amazed!! “You know, you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice
to every guy you meet?”
“No, she replies …………..
(Wait for it…….)
(It’s coming………….)
(The suspense is killing you ……..)
(Here goes……)
“You just happened to catch my eye.”