Valid Comparisons
VALID COMPARISONS
A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping.
When men are depressed, they invade another country.
A man will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants.
A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item she doesn’t need.
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend.
Dogs are a man’s best friend.
Men want to be a woman’s first love.
Women want to be a man’s last.
To women romance is an occupation.
To men, it is a preoccupation.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman hoping she won’t change, but she does.
Men marry because they are tired.
Women marry because they are curious.
A woman worries about the future until she is married.
A man never worries about the future until he is married.
There are only two times in life when men do not understand woman:
Before the wedding and after the wedding.
There are only two ways to keep a woman happy:
Let her think she is having her own way,
and let her have her own way.
A woman has the last word in every argument.
Anything a man says is the beginning of the next argument