Diabetes Information

Gang,
(Marius, don’t read this),
We’re going to lose Marius if he doesn’t get his sugar to an acceptable
level. What can we do???? LURKERS - Help - you’ve been quiet tooooo long.
This man needs to be told what for or something. His South African body
cannot tolerate living like he does. We can’t visit him in the hospital,
etc. We won’t even be able to send him e-cards. He was soooo worried about
his friend when he was high, but himself — well, that’s another matter.
Why am I so shook up?? a BG of 21 in his land is 378 in USA!!!
dr./rev Jan

Why My Dog Won’t Use a Computer
1. Can’t stick his head out of Windows ‘95
2. Fetch command not available on all platforms.
3. Too messy to “mark” every Web site he visits.
4. Can’t help attacking the screen when he hears,
“You’ve got mail.”
5. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
6. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway he’s browsing
www.purina.com instead of working.
7. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome.
8. Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.
9. “Sit” and “Stay” were hard enough;
“Delete” and “Save” are out of the question!
10. TrO{gO HyAqR4tDc TgrOoTgYPmE WeIjTyH P;AzWqS,.
(”Too hard to type with paws!”)

“THE FIREMAN’S DOGGIE”
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station
wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck
zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire
truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children began
discussing the dog’s duties.
“They use him to keep crowds back,” said one
youngster.
“No,” said another, “he’s just for good luck.”
A third child brought the argument to a close. “They
use the dogs,” she said firmly, “to find the fire hydrant.”

WOW!!! is that Canadian dollars??? TI requires $18 semi annually. It’s
$16.00 to sign up, plus the month amount - plus club dues. Then if you ever
move or drop out, you transfer or reinstate without paying the sign-on fee
again. Only dues and dues.

I just went down to the basement and got me some ice cream. What’s so great
about that???
Well, I’ll be happy to tell you.
Considering a week ago I had to sleep in my clothes for 3-4 days because I
could not raise my foot off the floor nor bend over to take my socks or
slacks off, climbing 12 steps was great!!!!! 8^)
ol’ lady Jan

[diabetics] ?I wonder if Babs ever gets a sore tongue from all the
raspberries. (tee hee)
Babs is working
and M’s feared we’re lurking,
our chain he’s not jerking
so that’s why we’re so quiet right now, waiting for HIM to post.
Jo’B

The following is alleged to be a partial list of actual absence notes
sent in to teachers, but since this list has been attributed to both New
Mexico and Louisiana, what is the truth?
Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,
31, 32, and also 33.
Please excuse Dianne from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with
gramps.
Please excuse Johnnie for being. It was his father’s fault.
Chris will not be in school because he has an acre in his side.
John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.
Excuse Gloria. She has been under the doctor.
Lillie was absent from school yesterday because she had a going over.
My son is under the doctor’s care and should not take fizical ed.
Please execute him.
Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hit in
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“Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and
get used to the idea.” -Robert A. Heinlein

There was a little woman, as I have heard tell,
who went to market — her eggs for to sell.
She went to market all on a market day,
and she fell asleep on the king’s highway.
Along came a peddler, his name was Stout,
he cut her petticoats all ’round about;
He cut her petticoats up to her knees –
which made the little woman go shiver and sneeze.
When this little woman began to awake,
she began to shiver and she began to shake;
She began to shake, and she began to cry,
Lawk a mercy on me, this is none of I!
But if this be I, as I do hope it be,
I have a little dog at home and he knows me;
If it be I, He’ll wag his little tail,
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Gail,
couldn’t your nausea be caused from that Propulsid withdrawal the other
day - or haven’t you done that yet? I’d still report this to your dr. (about
the antibiotic). Call the pharmacy and ask if what you are taking can make
you nauseated. They may have a recommendation about food intake with it. You
shouldn’t have to suffer with this.
dr. Jan