Diabetes Information

You are help-less. I think you’re a grazer like my hugsband. IOW, eat most
of the time. The problem I’m seeing here, is that you don’t test enough.
(wait a minute and hear me out). You just follow dr’s orders and EAT. But,
that eating is keeping you high. Six *small* meals a day may be best, I
dunno. But, you can’t just eat 6 meals/snacks a day and expect to maintain a
somewhat *normal* (even Kansas) BG !!!!! That is your problem. Right now
you’re 23.9 and I bet you have still scheduled in your next food intake.
Don’t do it unless you shoot up enough to cover it. Am I making a *little
bit* of sense here?
dr. Jan

Let me introduce myself, I’m Jan and I know how to lecture. I’ll step in a
moment.
DO NOT go for a walk with a BG over 14 (240). Your liver will dump more
glucose into you and make you worse off. Please, sir, (oooppssss, SIR) get
some medical help!!! You can’t do this alone.
dr. Jan

You calling me a fish? (flounder)
I just caught on to that *as the Good Book MIGHT HAVE….* ‘Fraid all too
often quotes are *made up.*
I wanna go back to bed.
Jan

Subject: History
Below is a compilation of actual student bloopers collected by teachers
from 8th grade through college. (maybe)
1) Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in
hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The
climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
2) The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of
the Bible, Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of
their children, Cain, asked, “Am I my brother’s son?”
3) Moses led the hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made
unleavened bread which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up
on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached
Canada.
4) Solomom had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.
5) The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we
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Well, you really can’t because he’s filling in at the last minute and I know
2 of the other 4 contestants are much better. I sure HOPE he comes in better
than the 3rd one. #3 is not impressive at all. Thinks he’s a big shot and
dominates everything but is a major turnoff. Two of the contestants will
compete at my Division contest that I’ve scheduled for 5/6. Being chief
judge means I won’t be a judge (probably tie breaker, though). Since I’m
running the Division contest, I won’t judge that either. That’s nice.

Get a *hanky* and dry those tears!!!

Erythropoietin. It’s a hormone the kidneys give off and as they fail, it
diminishes. It causes the bone marrow to produce red blood cells. I get
8,800 units every other week and take 300mg Iron daily. Still very tired.
I’ve been seeing commercials for Procrit injections (same thing, also
Epotin) for women *who are tired - see your doctor about the shots.*
Doctors don’t just *give* them. I go to the chemotherapy clinic and they are
expensive. Don’t like paying for those expensive commercials!!!! Been
getting them for 5 years now.
Jan

’scuse me - I was away for a minute cooking rice pudding for my man. Wha’d I
miss?

Does it HAVE to come back like the dr. said? If it was long ago maybe things
have changed. I’ve know people who have outgrown it. Don’t anticipate and
work up a relapse.
M

Jan ate her fishies and Mr. Jan is eating a bbq rib TV dinner. Isn’t that
lovely fare for a trucker who would like a home-cooked meal. Well, I cooked
it. But he said he’d be home late tonight so I didn’t thaw something and
make a *real* meal. He often gets home at midnight or later. I was surprised
he got here now.
Jan