IRS employment application
EMPLOYMENT APPLICATION FOR THE
UNITED STATES INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE
When you watch Robin Hood, do you cheer for the Sheriff of
Nottingham? When the local Red Cross needs blood, do they hand
you a bottle and a turnip? If so, you may be just the kind of
person we’re looking for down at the Internal Revenue Service. If
you’ve got what it takes to take what they’ve got, just fill out
this handy application form.
RELEVANT EMPLOYMENT HISTORY
1. In the blanks provided, please indicate your years of
experience, if any, in the following fields:
Private Investigation ____
Law Enforcement ____
Accounting ____
Public Administration ____
Other Administrative ____
Grave Robbing ____
Garbage Picking ____
Rumor Mongering ____
Other Journalism ____
Looting ____
Pillaging ____
Sacking ____
Burning ____
Other Financial ____
Lying ____
Cheating ____
Stealing ____
Other Legal ____
2. Why do you wish to work for the IRS?
(Please check all that apply.)
Desire to perform public service. ____
Salary / benefits. ____
Self-loathing. ____
Local Mafia family has hiring freeze. ____
Opportunities for promotion. ____
Opportunities for revenge (personal). ____
Opportunities for revenge (professional). ____
Opportunities to indulge sadistic tendencies ____
Opportunities for bribery / corruption. ____
Opportunities to covertly promote political agenda. ____
Prestige / status. ____
MENTAL HEALTH
3. Yes or No: Have you ever been committed to a mental health
institution for, or received treatment for, kleptomania,
paranoia, megalomania, delusions of grandeur, or sociopathy? ____
4. [Answer only if you marked Question 3 “No.”] Please explain: