Archive for April, 2007

is kdillsnana still around?

Monday, April 30th, 2007

Karen,
Are you still around or are you out trucking??
Jan

spider

Saturday, April 28th, 2007

M,
I can see a vague resemblence between you and the spider. Merredy is
beautiful.
gd

how long you there/

Friday, April 27th, 2007

Marius,
How long are you there yet tonight? I figured you’d be off about 5:-6:00
p.m. MY time. It’s now 10:00 p.m. eSt.
Jan

what now?

Wednesday, April 25th, 2007

Has anybody heard of our new subscriber from Darkest Africa?
M

Passing on a Pick-Me-Up I got 4/25/00

Wednesday, April 25th, 2007

Today’s Pick-Me-Up:
Habits
The other day I got a handkerchief out of a drawer, was going to fold it
when I noticed a crease in several places. All I had to do was just toss it
together and it “fell” where I wanted it to. That reminds me of someone who
once wrote that our brain is like a dense forest. Our thoughts are like
woodsmen who blaze a trail. When one has gone through it then it’s easier
for the next one to follow.
When you fold a piece of paper and spread it out, you will find that it is
easier to fold it again in the same crease - more so than any other
direction.
Back to the illustration of the woodsmen. Much like them is a thought. Once
the thought has passed through our mind, it is easier for the same kind of
thought to come. What this equates to is “habit”.
What are your habits that are not really good?? I think of people who are
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Funny Police Quotes

Wednesday, April 25th, 2007

“The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you
wear them awhile.”
“If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.”
“So, you don’t know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write
anything I want on the ticket, huh?”
“Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don’t think it will
help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?”
“Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I’m warning you not to do that again
or I’ll give you another ticket.”
“The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or
not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?”
“Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.”
“Life’s tough, it’s tougher if you’re stupid.”
“No sir, we don’t have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now
we’re allowed to write as many tickets as we want.”
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pretty soon

Monday, April 23rd, 2007

Pretty soon the mailman will go and I hope Mr. Jan’s hard-earned (but very
low this week) check will be in the mail (3 days late). Then I have to go
get sr. citizen’s discount groceries to save us another 10% besides doubling
50c coupons (or 25c = 50c, 55c=$1, 75c=$1, etc.)
So I’d better talk fast — and get dressed - I’ll feel better. ;) w.O.w.

update on wendy

Monday, April 23rd, 2007

Wendy’s still in hospital stuffed full of pipes and drips and oxygen,
Dr said MAYBE Wednesday. :-( M

–bodys

Saturday, April 21st, 2007

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure Somebody would
do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry
about that because it was Everybody’s job.
Everybody thought Anybody could do it but Nobody realized Everybody wouldn’t
do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what
Anybody could have done.

a neat train

Saturday, April 21st, 2007

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