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THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY
* 1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
* Bad: It’s triplets
* Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
* 2. Good: Your wife’s not talking to you
* Bad: She wants a divorce
* Ugly: She’s a lawyer
* 3. Good: Your son is finally maturing
* Bad: He’s involved with the woman next door
* Ugly: So are you
* 4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
* Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
* Ugly: You’re in them
* 5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
* Bad: You can’t find your birth control pills

* Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them
* 6. Good: Your husband understands fashion
* Bad: He’s a cross-dresser
* Ugly: He looks better than you
* 7. Good: You give the “birds and bees:” talk to your daughter
* Bad: She keeps interrupting
* Ugly: With corrections
* 8. Good: The postman’s early
* Bad: He’s wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun
* Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas
* 9. Good: You son is dating someone new
* Bad: It’s another man
* Ugly: He’s your best friend
* 10. Good: Your daughter got a new job
* Bad: As a hooker
* Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients
* Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.

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