Diabetes Information

I bet that was sweet and slobbery. a.u.

CALVARY AND EASTER
With shudder of despair and loss
The world’s deep heart is wrung,
As lifted high upon His cross,
The Lord of Glory hung -
When rocks were rent, and ghostly forms
Stole forth in street and mart;
But Calvary and Easter Day,
Earth’s blackest day and whitest day,
Were just three days apart.
Author Unknown

Then we’ll have a majority of TWO!! And, finally Marius could meet someone
in person off the list and that would make him really happy.
ALL our preconceived notions were FED to us from the previous writer. And
when *he* says he has his neighbors for dinner, welllllll - what are we to
*ass,u,me*?
Jan

Hallo Alan,
I’m Marius Calitz and I live in Newcastle, 41 years old, married to
Wendy (31) and we have a daughter Merredy (6)
I’m type2 on insulin and have been diagnosed about 6 years ago.
Welcome to this crazy list of diabetics, we don’t know very much
about you and would like some more info please.
How old are you?, are you married?, children?
I see that you live in windy city, well you know what they say about
P.E. it’s like a baby, if not full of winds then it’s wet!
I hope you stay on this list, we need more South Africans here and
who knows, we might meet some day!
Just one word of warning, these ladies on this list have a lot of
preconceived ideas about our beautiful country, they even think that
we EAT our neighbours…HORROR OF HORRORS!!
Regards
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That sounds like a menu - Spud and sausage.
a.u.

M,
Didn’t you say something about your mom coming to live somewhere near you?
Would she be able to take care of Merredy? How long do your in-laws plan to
stay? Are you talking with them?
nosey Jan

Sometimes a story comes along that needs no polishing or enhancement to
make it better.
Dear Sirs:
I am responding to your letter denying the deduction for two of the three
dependents I claimed on my 1999 Federal Tax return. Thank you. I have
questioned whether or not these are my children for years. They are evil
and expensive. It’s only fair that, since they are minors and no longer my
responsibility, the government should know something about them and what to
expect over the next year. Please do not try to reassign them to me next
year and reinstate the deduction. They are yours!
The oldest, Kristen, is now 17. She is brilliant. Ask her! I suggest you
put her to work in your office where she can answer people’s questions
about their returns. While she has no formal training, it has not seemed to
hamper her mastery of any subject you can name.
Taxes should be a breeze. Next year she is going to college. I think it’s
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THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY
* 1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
* Bad: It’s triplets
* Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
* 2. Good: Your wife’s not talking to you
* Bad: She wants a divorce
* Ugly: She’s a lawyer
* 3. Good: Your son is finally maturing
* Bad: He’s involved with the woman next door
* Ugly: So are you
* 4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
* Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
* Ugly: You’re in them
* 5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
* Bad: You can’t find your birth control pills
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Just thought I’d pass a post from another site to this one:

NIGHT BEFORE EASTER
Twas the night before Easter. All was calm and laid-back.
Fred, the mouse in the kitchen, snarfed down a late snack.
The eggs were all dyed but still drippy and sticky–
to be honest, they looked just a little bit icky.
There were big jelly beans, chocolate bunnies and such,
And as Fred stuffed his face, he signed, “This is too much!”
Phil and Rose were in bed watching late-night TV,
While munching saltines with low-sodium Brie.
Then a sudden commotion ran out in the night.
It shook Phil and Rose, really gave them a fright.
Phil’s hair stood on end, and his eyes bugged out big–
Rose whipped off the covers and knocked off her wig.
They lunged to the window, yanked open the blinds–
What they saw was amazing; it boggled their minds:
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