Diabetes Information

I have just checked,
the word “God” appears in 3,508 verses in the Bible (NIV)
3,878 verses in the King James version but not once in the book
Esther.

Iris,
Aren’t those words from the book of Ruth?
Jan

It’s not necessary - they were still ancesters of Jesus.
rev.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch….

In today’s paper a guy in Indiana’s dog dug up some giant ground sloth bones
last year. Not enough to reconstruct so he’s going to keep digging. There’s
a dozen or so and he eventually found a 2″ claw while looking through the
remaining dirt 2 weeks ago. It was herbivorous and not built for speed.
They way they show the photo is like someone lying down with their feet
aimed at the camera - huge feet. Maybe I can find it on the web and send it
to you. ‘Scuse me a sec.

Which one, forthright?

and I just had a *big* dinner all by myself. I can nuke Mr. Jan’s
when he arrives. I’d like a nice slice of ripe, juicy canteloupe. Not
s’posta have it though. Too much potassium.
jan

Trade ya - now you make mine!

Red Buttons, appearing on Dennis Miller’s Show, announced he
was 80 years old but that 80 is not “old.”
Red explained:
“Old” is when your friends compliment you on your new alligator
shoes and you’re barefoot.
“Old” is when the porn you bring home is”Debby Does Dialysis.”
“Old” is when your doctor doesn’t give you x-rays anymore but just
holds you up to the light.
“Old” is when a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker
opens the garage door nearest your car.
“Old” is when you remember when the Dead Sea was only sick.
“Old” is when your wife says “let’s go upstairs and make love,”
and you answer, “honey, I can’t do both!”

Why don’t you go to OZ and meet her?