witch doc.
Marius this is sent for your benefit. I thought it was real cute. I
suppose that you are home in bed so by the time you read it , I will be.
I am upset again because this stupid computer crashed again and I lost
again all my folders in Juno. Lost all the cute stuff people have sent
me. What a bummer../……
Keep me in your thoughts today. I have a meeting at the club at 12:30.
I hope I can hold my tongue. I really do not even want to be there let
alone look at her. I am so upset my sugars and blood pressure is screwed
up. Becki
Rodney walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two
shots. One for me and one for my best buddy here.”
The bartender says, “You want both drinks now or do you want
me to wait until your buddy arrives to pour his?”
Rodney says, “Oh, I want them both now. I’ve got my best
buddy in my pocket here.” With that he pulls out a little 3-
inch man from his pocket.
The bartender says, “Wow! And you mean to say he can drink
that much?” “Oh, sure. He can drink it all, and then some,”
the man retorted. So the bartender poured the two shots. Sure
enough, the little guy drinks it all up.
“That’s amazing,” says the bartender. “What else can he do?
Can he walk?” Rodney flicks a quarter down to the end of the
bar and says, “Hey Al, go get that quarter!” The little guy
runs down to the end of the bar, picks up the quarter, and
runs back down and gives it to Rodney.
The bartender is totally amazed by this display. “That’s
amazing,” he says, “what else can he do? Does he talk?”
Rodney looks up at the bartender with a look of surprise in
his eye and squawks, “Talk? Sure he talks. Hey Al, tell him
about that time we were in down in Africa on safari and you
insulted that witch doctor!”