Stupidity should hurt
Subject: Fwd: Stupidity should hurt.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant
like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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I found the best way to get rid of a telemarketer:
Ask what they are wearing.
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Why is it when snooty department stores put their Christmas decorations
out just after the 4th of July, it’s “elegant foresight,” but when I leave
my Christmas lights up until April my neighbors just think I’m tacky?
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OK…so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the “Jags”
and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the “Bucs,” does that make the
Tennessee Titans “The Tits” ?
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Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on
those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards
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A couple with three children waited in line at San Francisco’s
Pier 41 to purchase tickets for a boat trip to Alcatraz. Others
watched with varying degrees of sympathy and irritation as the young
children fidgeted, whined, and punched one another. The frazzled parents
reprimanded them to no avail. Finally, they reached the ticket window.
“Five tickets, please,” the father said. “Two round trip, three one way.”
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And then there’s this dyslexic guy who walks into a bra…
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THINK ABOUT IT:
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea … does that mean
that one enjoys it?