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A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work to appear
for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he
waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard.
When his name was called late in the afternoon, he stood before
the
judge, only to hear that court would be adjourned for the rest of the
afternoon and he would have to return the next day.
“What for?!?!?” he snapped at the judge.
His honor, equally irked by a tedious day and sharp query,
roared out loud: “Twenty dollars contempt of court! That’s why!”
Then, noticing the man checking his wallet, the judge relented:
“That’s all right. You don’t have to pay now.”
The young man replied,
“I know. But I’m just seeing if I have enough for two more words.”
*´¯`*«{¤}»*´¯`* *´¯`*«{¤}»*´¯`* *´¯`*«{¤}»*´¯`* *´¯`*«{¤}»*´¯`*
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Subject: groaner alert!!!!
Noah opens up the ark and let all the animals out, telling them to
“Go forth, be fruitful and multiply.” He’s closing the great doors of
the ark when he notices that there are two snakes sitting in a dark
corner. So he says to them, “Didn’t you hear me? You can go now.
Go forth and multiply.”
“We can’t,” said the snakes, “We’re adders.”
*´¯`*«{¤}»*´¯`* *´¯`*«{¤}»*´¯`* *´¯`*«{¤}»*´¯`* *´¯`*«{¤}»*´¯`*

AN UPDATE ON THE VIRII.
MARIUS
——- Forwarded message follows ——-
From: “Dave” <dawiedv@…
To: mariusc@…
Date sent: Tue, 9 May 2000 07:57:29 +0200
Subject: (Fwd) Virusses
Priority: normal
——- Forwarded message follows ——-
From: Annolien Liebenberg
<annolien@…
Subject: Virusses Date sent: Mon, 8 May
2000 15:29:50 +0200
AAN: ALLE WERKNEMERS/ALL EMPLOYEES
Neem asb kennis dat daar wel nog variante van die LOVE BUG
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Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Iris,
Happy Birthday to you! I hope you had a nice day!
Connie

What a difference a century makes . . . .
* The average life expectancy in the US was forty-seven.
* Only 14 Percent of the homes in the US had a bathtub.
* Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone. A three-minute
call from Denver to New York City cost eleven dollars.
* There were only 8,000 cars in the US and only 144 miles of
paved roads.
* The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph.
* Alabama, Mississippi, Iowa, and Tennessee were each more
heavily populated than California. With a mere 1.4 million
residents,
California was only the 21st most populous state in the Union.
* The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower.
* The average wage in the US was 22 cents an hour. The
average
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You’re coming right W.O.W.!!
DANKE = GERMAN
DANKJE or DANKJE WEL = DUTCH
DANKIE = AFRIKAANS
now you can see how closely related these three languages are.

a WARDEN has been working in a prison here in Newcastle for a
full SIX months before it was discovered that he is a TWICE
escaped convict from another prison.
He was convicted for rape when he escaped, was caught, detained
and escaped again….and became a warden in a neighboring town!!
…can happen only in South Africa.

We would like to remind you of this upcoming event.
Listowner’s Birthday
Date: Monday, May 8, 2000
Time: All Day
Your listowner (Iris) is having a birthday. Be sure to pay her
tribute.

NO HOAX!!
the following virii will destroy the data on your PC.
“LOVE LETTER” also known as ILOVEYOU
“FIXILOVEYOU” and “JOKE”
Do NOT open the message!!!.
Marius

A new virus named vbs_loveletter was discovered 2000/05/04 at
11h00.Currently Pattern 693 detects the the virus but is not able to
remove the virus. All mail systems is protected against the virus
but message with subject line I love you might still be spreading
although they are not harmful.
Do not open email messages with I LOVE YOU in the subject.
If you receive such mail delete it.

More information
Note: This virus is currently in the wild and is spreading rapidly
This VBScript is an auto-spamming worm which spreads by
sending an email message with the attached file “LOVE-LETTER-
FOR-YOU.TXT.vbs” to all addresses listed in a user’s Outlook
address list
Once executed this computer worm modifies registry and drops
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